Space Phallus

Space Phallus Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

Space Phallus is a fun shoot-em-up with a retro 8 bit theme. You control the disembodied head of a dog, and fight against hordes of evil space penises. There are now 3 levels in total, and i’ll be adding at least 2 more over the coming weeks and months. These is also an online scoreboard in the game, so everyone can compete to try and become the Worlds Biggest Phallus!

Controls:
Arrows/joystick moves your ship around
Z/button 1 shoots
X/button 2 shoot missiles
C/button 3 fire breath

On the title screen you can also press either the ‘2′ or ‘3′ key to skip to that level.

With thanks to John Marwin, Magnus Pálsson, David Harris and Roald Strauss for providing the cool retro music!

A big thanks also to Bruce Henderson for the Intel Mac and Linux versions.

Downloads/ Téléchargement/ ダウンロード / Descargar :

You can download Space Phallus for free by clicking the appropriate link below:

Windows XP/Vista: Download
Mac OS X (universal binary): Download
Linux: Download

Please leave any feedback in the forums.

Nice Comments From Around The Internet, Spelling Mistakes and Bad Punctuation Intact!:

From FacePunch.com

“That’s fucking awesome.”
“Pure awesome!”
“The man who created this game is my hero.”
“This is just full of awesome and win.”
“just played it, and it’s fucking awesome. Can’t wait to see more levels.”
“the best pc shump iv’e ever played.”
“Now that’s style”
“2 thoughts when i played it: What the actual fuck? and AWESOME!”

From Somethingawful.com

“indie gaming at its finest”
“i love dicks, thanks for the link”
“pc gaming supremacy”
“wow the gameplay looks pretty ownage”

From Tigsource:

“I fucking loved this game. It’s wonderfully paced, everything just fits together perfectly. It’s the best horizontal shooter I’ve played in ages. Beer!”
“Holy shit, the feeling of the gameplay in this game is just spot on.”

From RetroRemakes:

“Fucking *awesome* game. Well proud of Charlie for this, a man truly after my own heart.”
“The only game where I can legitimately say “that spunking cock on level 2 is well hard”. Amazing.”
“Looks a bit cock to me..”
“It has cocks, but it’s a fucking brilliant game.”
“i think its cheesy”
“a really well made and fun game where the fun factor is so high that the cockntents becomes unimportant.”
“Thats probably the 2nd most surreal thing i’ve ever seen, great fun, addictive as hell, makes ya smile and bloody hard! “

From the YakYak forums:

“That’s an ace shooter, dude!”
“That looks effing ace. If it weren’t for the it’s, you know, a bit phallic I’d probably tell everyone I know about it. Instead, I’ll probably tell almost everyone I know about it. 8)”
“You are a sick, sick man! And I heartily endorse your efforts :D”
“This game is a load of bollocks and is totally cock.”
“I think those might be some of my favourite explosions in any game ever. The fact that they are exploding pixel-cocks is a bonus.”
“Needs more cock!”
“Nice game. I guess charlie really does love the cock.”

From the Blitzmax forums:

“i dont know how else to say it but, this game is AMAZING!!!!!”
“all in all, its a very ballsy game and i hope any critiques aren’t to hard on you :-o”

admin | February 23, 2009 6:35 pm

92 Comments

By beans, March 3, 2009 @ 4:30 pm

i have the world’s biggest phallus!

by far!
By admin, March 3, 2009 @ 5:43 pm

Really? Prove it.

Cheers
Charlie
By beans, March 4, 2009 @ 1:35 am

well, just open up the ol’ game and press “s”. do i get a platinum phallus?
By admin, March 4, 2009 @ 3:57 am

Wow, that is a big phallus! i don’t know about platinum though, all i’ve got is white gold encrusted with rhinestones. will that do?

Cheers
Charlie
By Boyd, March 14, 2009 @ 9:46 pm

this is pretty darn awesome, but please please please add volume controls, it’s far too loud.
By admin, March 21, 2009 @ 3:51 pm

I can put in volume controls for you, watch this space

Cheers
Charlie
By paul, April 11, 2009 @ 2:26 pm

Fantastic!
By Val, April 15, 2009 @ 7:38 am

Great game. Thanks a lot

(Tried to trackback, but doesn’t work)
By Bou!, April 16, 2009 @ 6:56 pm

Hi! Excellent game
Is there a way to get this awesome music ?
Thanks
By charlie, April 17, 2009 @ 3:35 am

I’ll be releasing the soundtrack at some point, probably when the game is finished.

Cheers
Charlie
By ZaD, April 27, 2009 @ 1:48 pm

Isn’t the Windows file corrupted ? It doesn’t work on my computer (Vista)…
By charlie, April 27, 2009 @ 2:23 pm

No, it’s not corrupted. Space Phallus downloads online scores before it starts, so you’ll need to make sure that you add it to your firewall/security software’s allowed programs. This should fix your problem.

Cheers
Charlie
By ZaD, April 27, 2009 @ 2:25 pm

Wrong download, nevermind
By penile avenger, April 28, 2009 @ 1:42 am

Hey Charlie! I love the game and I was wondering if a feature could be added that just shows my highscores. Me and my friends were playing this the other day and we wanted to compare scores but we couldn’t, this is why I’m asking.
By charlie, April 28, 2009 @ 2:22 am

Local High scores are on the list for the next update. I’d also like the online scores to be improved so that you can select who’s scores you see, that way people can add their friends etc. to a list and just see theirs.

Cheers
Charlie
By penile avenger, April 28, 2009 @ 1:05 pm

Dude that’s so awesome. Can’t wait >.> I need to see who has the biggest phallus among my peeps even if I can’t compete with the big players
By paul, June 8, 2009 @ 9:50 pm

THIS IS AMAZING

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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Hah, it’s a funny game for man and woman and a little bit difficult..
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his is pretty darn awesome, but please please please add volume controls, it’s far too loud
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